But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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