Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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