I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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