we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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