I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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