Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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