i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Damn victory sex feels great
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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