i just wanna soil my oats bro
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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