I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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