had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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