This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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