he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Randomize
