found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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