i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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