I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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