I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I am mentally ready for anal.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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