maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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