So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
