You're so nebulous sometimes
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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