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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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