I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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