that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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