Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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