Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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