I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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