Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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