I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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