Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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