what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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