In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just google imaged poop.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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