you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
