Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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