why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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