But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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