Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
