found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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