There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
