I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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