I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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