Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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