im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
