So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
why is half of my head shaved?
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