I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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