Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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