I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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