youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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