I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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