His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
