Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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