is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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